A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the
window and asks, "What's going on?"

 

"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a $10 million
dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline
and set them on fire.  We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

 

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

 

The man replies, "About a gallon."

Lmfao

Loved it

nice.......

The difference between a patriot and a terrorists is who won. Poli = many, tics = a blood sucking creature. If the Senators and Congressmen are suppose to represent the people of the States then why do they get paid by the federal government? Put me down for a case of Zippos

Put me down for about two gallons and a Zippo.

LOL Good one

I've got two gallons and a zippo. Anyone wanna bid a flare? LOL

Yep, I'll provide the flare!
Edge

Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly; usually for the same reason.

Only thing worse than a politician is a child molester