March 7, 2012 5:38 PM PST
Compliments of my good friend Cave Woman on fb...
Three men walking
A Canadian farmer, an Arab terrorist, and an American Biker, are all walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertil...e in Canada '
POOF!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
The Arab terrorist was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'
POOF!
Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a hugewall around those countries. The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall.'The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable. 'The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar,
smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.'
March 7, 2012 5:43 PM PST
That's a good one Randy, we are purty smart ain't we?
March 7, 2012 8:12 PM PST
That's a good one Randy, we are purty smart ain't we?
Yep we is...
March 7, 2012 9:38 PM PST
I'm not really supposed to laugh at sheit like that. Forgive me. Buahaahaaahaaaa!
Ride Free
Tweek
March 8, 2012 4:37 AM PST
I'm not really supposed to laugh at sheit like that. Forgive me. Buahaahaaahaaaa!
Ride Free
Tweek
Tweek? I sure didn't that punch line comming...but I went...Buahaahaaahaaaa!...as well...
