I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few when I noticed two large girls at the bar. They both had strong accents so I said, “Hi, are you girls from Scotland?” One of them chirped, “It’s WALES you friggin' idiot!” So I immediately apologized and said, “Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?” Then the lights went out !!

That's a good one, I had to share that one on my FB page!! lol

That's some funny shit right thar..

Thanks

Some people just have no freakin' cents-a-huma...
So...DUCK!


Ride Free
Tweek

Funny. It doesn't take much to make me laugh.

hahaha...nice....yea, you gonna smart off to big girls you need to either learn to run, or learn to duck........

Lmao! And then he woke up in the hospital.

awsome....

I said to a woman in reply to her asking.....she asked, "Does my bum look fat in this?" ... So I said "No, But your fat does"..... 

I have not seen her for a WHOLE WEEK!!! ...

Doctor says that the swellings around both eyes should go down soon!!!