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House calls n Church

  • RandyJoe
    April 7, 2012 4:20 AM PDT
    Borrowed from my good friend Tinky tint funn size Sawyer

    There was a knock on my door this morning. I opened it to find
    a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
    "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
    So I said "Come in and sit down." I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and
    asked "What do you want to talk about?"
    He said, "Beats the shit out of me, nobody ever let me in before."  
  • DebraJo
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    • 1516 posts
    April 7, 2012 4:21 AM PDT
    Poor guy was thrown off with the invitation..
  • Jetman
    April 7, 2012 5:03 AM PDT
    I offered a jw a venomous snake ( Bungarus fasciatus ) one time...never seen someone exit a garden gate so quick before!!!


    Never had a jw knock my door since...cant think why.....