A biker goes into the Job Service Center in Bismarck, North Dakota and sees a card
advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more. 'Can you give
me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is :
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully
wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off
all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the
gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're
going to have to go to Dickinson, North Dakota. That's about 100 miles from
here.'

'Oh why, is that where the job's at?'

'No sir - that's where the end of the line for the job is.”

Dammit, man! You're on a roll this morning!

Aw Come On!!!!! Put The WHOLE Address of Where The End of the Line is!!!!!

ROFLMAO oh lordy, funny none of the ladys have chimed in yet LOL

... just curious.... if this is such a "HOT" ticket job, and the line is 100 miles long.... Then why hasnt someone already gotten this job??? does that mean there that out of all you standing in line, not one has been able to do it right yet..... HMMMMM, very interesting in deed!!!! LOL

( sorry guys, just couldnt resist!! ) HEHEHEH

 This was scanned from a real textbook

roflmao had to chime back in, I dont know which is funnier BikerSue comment or Savages post, now thats funny!!!

Hahahahahahaha, "But Mrs Jones, Are You SURE Its Coming?"

well if i had a nice biker to shave for me when i go to the dr..i wouldn't have to waste time doing it myself...and i might actually go to the dr...lol.....so i was wondering.......what are the qualifications for this job?.....hmmmmmm

hahahahahaha!

yea i could use some help HERE! hahahahaha

i don't know what you guys think we do in there...but it's not a spa with wine and cheese....more like sitting on a cold table with a paper sheet waiting forever til the dr comes in..having the most uncomfortable conversation imaginable..and praying you don't suddenly have gas........how's that for too much info...lol

hahahahhaha thats right tell them! hate when ya get gas!!! haha lmao

wait t  a minute Lola....  according to the pics of most of these guys, they dont shave!   We could be wearing a DOO rag there just  to hide the mishaps of letting them do the shaving.....  .      
But then  the rub down with oils does sound nice!!!!    Will ya all warm up that cold metal thingy majig too???  that  would be really nice!

hahahahahaha soo right!

Have oils will travel !!!

why b buzz
how sweet!!! what a mighty nice offer!!! sounds l like you have been working on your resume!!! LOL

Naw, he's just a  AMSOIL™  sales rep

BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!

BikerSue, why in the world they wouldn't leave the metal-thingy in a tray of warm, sterile water is beyond me...

@ Everybody else, shaving is the hardest... depilitory is the way to go. Lasts longer, less danger and you can do what my GF does, she leaves a 'landing strip' for me... Altho the landing lites are a distraction and the little guys with the directional flashlights drive me crazy sometimes!

Edge 'Coming in hard and low' Walker

well that figures!    Just my luck!!!   What a disappointment!!

LOL yep thats me always service with a smile !!!  : and reports of my switching out oils are premature & I am available currently for a modest fee which of course can be split into 4 easy payments of $99.99 each..Hurry this special only lasts till the end of this message & exotic oils like ode de feet or smel of da  hairy pits is extra of course !!!

we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming !!!

good one BBuzz... 'ode de feet'? crack me up buddy...