Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Bikers up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, and they are wearing T-shirts instead of robes. There's barbecue sauce and picante sauce everywhere, especially all over their T-shirts, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and chasing the sheep. They're wearing Dew Rags and Baseball Caps instead of their halos.

They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean, and their boots are marking and scratching up the halls of wisdom. There are sun flower seeds and hot wing bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing. They refuse to walk and insist on riding their "Hogs" wherever they go."

The Lord said, "Bikers are Bikers, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil." Gabriel got on the horn and the Devil answered the phone, "Hello --- hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there with your bikers?."

The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there with your bikers?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this ... Hold on." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those damn Bikers have put out the fire and they are trying to install air conditioning."

  Tip-o-the hat to Local 28 Freedom of Road Riders

WHAT? No comments? Well, I thought it was funny... of course, I'm easily amused... and kinda twisted...

 Keep 'em coming but

It IS funny. Maybe everybody's full of Easter dinner....or somethin'.

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Tweek