changed this about  to suit U.S....

"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the American government's 'Work for your welfare' scheme and employ some disadvantaged youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the  pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Budweiser , a bag of weed and some photos of Obama's wife in the shower.

Bwaaaaahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!

Jeeez!!! Don't show those photo's!! I would pay to not see that b&*($^!!! or her sorry assed husband!! Good riddance come election time, counting the days!!