In response to E-Mails about my dog.....

  • May 2, 2012 3:00 AM PDT
    In response to E-Mails about my dog.....

    Please be advised, I am sick and tired of answering questions about my dog,

    who mauled Six people wearing Obama tee shirts, Four wearing Pelosi tee shirts,

    Two Democrats, Nine teenagers with pants hanging past their cracks,

    Three flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.
    FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !! !


    I'M TRYING TO TALK HIM INTO QUITTING SMOKING,


    BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE BAD TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH !!!??

  • May 2, 2012 3:27 AM PDT
    MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL
     
    The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’
    ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’
    ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.
    When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a
    biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well.
    We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly,
    either way the results are not too good.’
    ‘What do you mean?’ Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
    ‘Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the
    other one tested positive for HIV. We can’t tell which is which.’
    ‘That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?’ questioned Mrs. Sanders.
    ‘Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests
    one time.’
    ‘Well, what am I supposed to do now?’
    ‘The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.
    If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him.’
  • May 2, 2012 3:45 AM PDT
    HA!! Very funny!!! both of em!
    • 611 posts
    May 3, 2012 9:07 AM PDT
    MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL
     
    ‘The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.
    If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him.’

    • 658 posts
    May 3, 2012 2:46 PM PDT
    Those are both good brother!!
    • 80 posts
    May 3, 2012 11:55 PM PDT
    Don't bring your dog to Virginia Jetman. He will be so busy mauling that he will not even have time to smoke.
    • 395 posts
    May 4, 2012 1:51 AM PDT
    bad boy......
  • May 4, 2012 10:24 AM PDT
    Hey, I just try and bring a little humour into here...I have dumped a load of my previous message pages here...I got some bad feedback, so I am glad you guys at least appreciate my jokes...Thanks guys...

    I shall go revive them all and see if anyone minds...
  • May 7, 2012 6:14 AM PDT
    I would say he would show in the working dog cateogory....