While creating women,
God promised men that
good and obedient wives
would be found in all
corners of the world.
Then He smiled and
made the earth round.
The day it all started was March 6, 1836. On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo . He then walked up to the observation post along the west wall of the fort.
William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over the top of the wall. These three great men gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving toward them.
With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and said:
"Jim, are we having some landscaping done today?"
George W Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the after shave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.
The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir? Bush replied, Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like...
