Went to the gun show, and was fortunate enough to be able to buy several cases of ammo.

Set them in the bed of the truck and headed home.

On the way stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the bed of my pickup and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy". "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought a few seconds and before I asked, "what kinda ammo ya got?" 

Thanks for the laugh!

A repeater is better than a single shot any time. I always get asked "is that a 45 your carrying"?