Dick & Ed were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft 
mechanics in PITTSBURGH. 

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. 

Dick said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Ed says, "Me too. 
Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" 

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of highoctane hootch and get 
completely smashed. 



The next morning Dick wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In 
fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! 

NO bad side effects. Nothing! 

Then the phone rings. It's Ed 
Ed says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" 

Dick says, "I feel great. How about you?" 

Ed says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" 

Dick says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We 
ought to do this more often." 

"Yeah, well there's just one thing." 

"What's that?" 


"Have you farted yet?" 

"No " 

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver." 

LOLgood one !!!

lesson learned ; don't fart if you drink rocket fuel unless you are ready to travel ,                  

ohthat'sbad... funny but bad...