April 12, 2013 12:45 PM PDT
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?
I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.
So...is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it back to the dealer?
April 12, 2013 2:33 PM PDT
HMMM Make you wonder Maybe need to use a better oil
April 12, 2013 2:36 PM PDT
I'm sorry you will need a 9mm torx as well LoL
April 13, 2013 2:10 AM PDT
Really really old joke dude! LOL
Jon
April 13, 2013 2:18 AM PDT
Well all Harleys leak oil, but when I drop off your wife she says she likes my Yamaha better.
"just joking to the joke"
DocLubo
April 13, 2013 11:03 AM PDT
And I'm seriously sick of being your ole lady's alibi...lol
Replace the head gasket.
Ride Free
Tweek
April 14, 2013 8:28 PM PDT
Maybe a month long solo cross country ride in order to monitor your oil leak is needed.
April 17, 2013 6:23 PM PDT
Valve cover gasket. Easily done in the garage, if you have the proper tool...
Edge "DownTheRoad" waker
