In defense of male logic, maybe the wife's use of pronouns can cause the man great confusion, even when technically used properly. lol

and the husband replied with a text , { THANKS FOR LEAVING THE COLD  BEER }         

HA

Lmaogood one !!!

What's not working? TV works, fridge is cold and the lights on...
I'll never understand women... Oh look, it's a motocross race! Sweet!

Wife asked me to go to the supermarket and pick up a jug of milk

As I'm waking out the door she says, "Check so see if they have avocados; if they do get six"

Come home with six jugs of milk and she gets all pissy. - I checked to see if they had avocados, they did, so I got six jugs, just like she asked. - Did exactly what she told me to and she gets all huffy.

I ask the wife : "Do you want to go eat at the Mexican restaurant?"

She replies, "I like Mexican."

I say, "That's nice, but do you want to go eat at the Mexican restaurant now?"

My wife would never leave me a note like that, She knows i can't fix the Damned thing, She's always telling me if you want something done right you have to do it yourself, not sure what she means

Top 10 reasons motorcycles are better than women!

1) It's not against the law to keep old motorcycle parts in your basement!

2) Your motorcycle doesn't care if you use tie-downs on her to keep her from moving!

3) Your motorcycle doesn't mind if you & your buddy switch out & ride each other's motorcycles for a while!

4) Your motorcycle doesn't care how many other motorcycles you've ridden!

5) Your motorcycle doesn't get jealous if you bring another motorcycle home!

6) If your motorcycle is too noisy, you can add baffles!

7) Putting a rainsuit on before you ride your motorcycle is not an undesirable experience!

8) You won't get arrested if you "choke" your motorcycle on a cold morning!

9) If your motorcycle leaks any time during the month, you can usually stop it by tightening the drain plug!

10) If you buy a motorcycle that comes with luggage, it actually saves you money!

Edge, I love watching motocross, especially, in person. So, those comments would not get rid of me.I do dislike beer, however. I am a tomboy; I sure did have problems learning to wear dresses when I went to a Christian college.
OOps, assuming you meant beer. I'll have a really cold Diet Lime Coke with Rum

At paulawest, I'd think the frig, too!

 

I'd give her my generic answer,"yes dear, you're absolutely right".

...who reads refrigerator notes?

If my wife leaves a note she wants me to see she leaves it on the bathroom counter next to the toilet!!! What...I thought we were discussing male logic.

My first question? Why bother to leave the note?

Just take the beer...
That'll get his attention.

Don't Ya think?

Ride Free
Tweek