February 9, 2014 10:34 AM PST
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!
February 10, 2014 12:54 AM PST
Too funny, I opened this page with this same joke in my clipboard ready to paste it in.
8^)
February 24, 2014 9:26 AM PST
Savage, I would'a figured the "trucker" would've asked "her", to "CHECK HIS LOAD"...lol
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Tweek
February 24, 2014 9:27 AM PST
Laura...
Ain't no way that was a born blonde.
Savvy and blonde, don't mix, eh?
Ask Cap'n Jack Sparrow...lol
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Tweek
April 24, 2014 5:12 AM PDT
lol good ones!