I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old sow came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
 
She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.”
She said, “I sure do."
 
I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
 
My dental surgery is on Monday.



Jon

Oh damn that one brought tears to my eyes.......Loved it!
Night Dragon

LOLOLOL They all look better at closing time. But there are times when even then... That was great Jon