I finally called to report my credit card that had been stolen about 6 months ago.

 

The agent at the credit card company asked why I didn't report it sooner?

 

I replied... Because they were spending less than my wife!

My friend attended a biker party a couple of years ago.  When he arrived at the front desk to pay with a credit card he was taken to another desk where the person swipe his card with one hand and wrote something on a sheet of paper with the other hand.  The following fall months he notice some small amounts of money was being withdrawing so he got a new credit card.

Cash only is the way to go to avoid that kinda stuff, can't trust nobody when it comes to cash

I don't give a damn who ya are...that was FUNNY!!!