The Biker and the Farmer

While riding one day, a lone Biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside.

The biker began a conversation . . . .

Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Farmer: "Dogs don’t talk."

Biker: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Farmer: Look of shock.

Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Farmer.

Dog: "Yep."

Biker: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the river once a week to play."

Farmer: Look of total disbelief.

Biker: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Farmer: "Horses don’t talk."

Biker: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Farmer: Extreme look of shock.

Biker: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Farmer.

Horse: "Yessiree Bob."

Biker: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Farmer: Total look of utter amazement.

Biker: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Farmer: "The sheep is a liar!"

Lmao way to funny

Ok, it took me a minute, but I got it. We don't have sheep in Florida.

LOL, good comments aswell, hahaha

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This had to happen in New Zealand everyone knows the farmers wear gumboots and velcro gloves!!!!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

g is a farmer 

Funny...I thought about g too! hahaha

wonder if the sheeps head was stuck in the fence

sorry but i could'nt pass it up...LOL!!!!

Now thats dam funny.

Farmers do love their sheep. Notice the color markings on the sheep's rear end. That's to remind the farmer which sheep he tends on each day of the week. True story. Ha ha. No offense to the hard-working farmers. We'd starve to death without you.