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  Well maybe a gun rack will do the trick.  Nope.  Nada.  Then it came to me; a roll of cyclone fence in the bed!!!!  That should do it. Needless to say, that didn’t do it either.  
I started thinking to myself; “Hell, a Dakota ain’t a REAL truck anyway.  I mean, it’s as sturdy as the RAM’s but it’s still not a REAL truck. Maybe a ball bag hanging from the hitch might get some waves or a thumb’s up”.  But then again, a bag o’ nuts hangin’ from a Dakota?  Pretty disgusting, eh?
Oh, I continued to add to my truck; recon cab lights, cool powder-coated rims, black bed rails, front grille guards, a wench, etc.  For some reason I couldn’t get anyone to wave at me.  I even had that decal of the little guy pissin’ on a Chevy hopin’ to at least get an obnoxious gesture from Chevy fans.  But no, not one phuk off.  So I just gave up.  Who needs to be waved at anyway?
 Who needs to be waved at anyway?
Well, at least my truck was lookin’ sharp as hell.  I liked it.  Don’t wave. I don’t care.  My truck and new Red Man chewing tobacco hat were enough.  Well suddenly I started to notice farmers waving at me from the seat of their tractor.  What the heck was that all about?  I pulled off the side of the road one day to check out a noise coming from my truck when a farmer pulling a hay wagon stops to see if I needed some help.  In doing so he asks, “Say, ya wouldn’t happen to have a chew would you”?   I replied, “Nah, I don’t chew”.  With that he just shook his head,
 I liked it.  Don’t wave. I don’t care.  My truck and new Red Man chewing tobacco hat were enough.  Well suddenly I started to notice farmers waving at me from the seat of their tractor.  What the heck was that all about?  I pulled off the side of the road one day to check out a noise coming from my truck when a farmer pulling a hay wagon stops to see if I needed some help.  In doing so he asks, “Say, ya wouldn’t happen to have a chew would you”?   I replied, “Nah, I don’t chew”.  With that he just shook his head,  turned and walked away.
 turned and walked away.
Imagine that will ya!!! After all this time tryin’ to get a wave!! I don’t have a damn thing in common with a farmer except that Red Man hat and suddenly I get acknowledged as if we’re friends?!?   I’ll bet that farmer was crushed to discover I was just a poser after all.  Ah well, it doesn’t keep me from returning a wave though; even if it is a bit forced.
Peace