Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my
time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the
guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had
joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You're 67 years old and you're going to
start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me,
"You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club;
not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.
