Redneck Joke 01
You might be a redneck if a full tank of gas doubles the value of your truck.

Redneck Joke 02
You might be a redneck if a woman says she’s game, so you shoot her.

Redneck Joke 03
You might be a redneck if all of the light switches in your house are wired to turn on the light on the front porch.

Redneck Joke 04
You might be a redneck if all of your favorite shirts came with a two-pack purchase of cigarettes.

Redneck Joke 05
You might be a redneck if all you want for Christmas is deer pee.

Redneck Joke 06
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

Redneck Joke 07
You might be a redneck if any of your children were conceived under a stop light.

Redneck Joke 08
You might be a redneck if any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.

Redneck Joke 09
You might be a redneck if any of your honeymoon plans involve a deer camp.

Redneck Joke 10
You might be a redneck if anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container.

Redneck Joke 11
You might be a redneck if are missing a lot of teeth.

Redneck Joke 12
You might be a redneck if both your house and car are on blocks.

Redneck Joke 13
You might be a redneck if chiggers are included on your list of top five hygiene concerns.

Redneck Joke 14
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include “turn off the paved road”

Redneck Joke 15
You might be a redneck if during the wedding ceremony the minister said, “Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady?”

Redneck Joke 16
You might be a redneck if everything you won at the fair is hanging from your rearview mirror.

Redneck Joke 17
You might be a redneck if fine dining is the Waffle House.

Redneck Joke 18
You might be a redneck if for your first anniversary you take your wife to dinner at the Wal-mart snack bar.

Redneck Joke 19
You might be a redneck if Friday night is “sneak into the drive-in night”.

Redneck Joke 20
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

Redneck Joke 21
You might be a redneck if grass is growing in the floor boards of your car.

Redneck Joke 22
You might be a redneck if Hank Williams, Jr. is your hero.

Redneck Joke 23
You might be a redneck if hot dogs and pork-n-beans are your favorite Sunday night dinner.

Redneck Joke 24
You might be a redneck if the dashboard of your work vehicle is covered with empty cigarette cartons and Mountain Dew bottles

Redneck Joke 25
You might be a redneck if you think hocking loogies onto oncoming vehicles should be an Olympic sport.

Redneck Joke 26
You might be a redneck if in preparation for your upcoming wedding, your register your Tupperware pattern.

Redneck Joke 27
You might be a redneck if instead of buying your girlfriend candy and flowers, you spray paint her name on an overpass.

Redneck Joke 28
You might be a redneck if it took the smartest kid in your 6th-grade class three times to pass his driving test.

Redneck Joke 29
You might be a redneck if it took you twenty years to figure out how to add single digit numbers.

Redneck Joke 30
You might be a redneck if it’s impossible to see food stains on the fabric of your work uniform.

Redneck Joke 31
You might be a redneck if Jack Daniel’s makes your list of most admired people.

Redneck Joke 32
You might be a redneck if making beer is a neighborhood project.

Redneck Joke 33
You might be a redneck if no matter how you clean your hands, the dirt under your nails won’t come off.

Redneck Joke 34
You might be a redneck if none of these jokes are making sense to you.

Redneck Joke 35
You might be a redneck if on cold nights, your dog sleeps on the bed and your wife doesn’t.

Redneck Joke 36
You might be a redneck if on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

Redneck Joke 37
You might be a redneck if on the 4th of July you spend it at the waffle house beside a drunk while waiting to get your pastor out of jail (true story).

Redneck Joke 38
You might be a redneck if one of your fantasies involves a bulldozer.

Redneck Joke 39
You might be a redneck if people come to your door mistakenly thinking you have an auto salvage business.

Redneck Joke 40
You might be a redneck if people don’t recognize your car without a dead animal on the hood.

Redneck Joke 41
You might be a redneck if people hear your car a long time before they see it.

Redneck Joke 42
You might be a redneck if PMS stands for “Parent Medical System.”

Redneck Joke 43
You might be a redneck if Rocky Top is your favorite song (for all the Vols fans!).

Redneck Joke 44
You might be a redneck if somebody says, “HO DOWN” and your wife falls to the ground!!

Redneck Joke 45
You might be a redneck if someone accuses you of lying through your tooth.

Redneck Joke 46
You might be a redneck if someone asks, “Where’s your bowling bag?” and you answer, “She’s at home with the kids.”

Redneck Joke 47
You might be a redneck if someone can circumcise you by kicking your little sister in the jaw.

Redneck Joke 48
You might be a redneck if stealing road signs is a family outing.

Redneck Joke 49
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

Redneck Joke 50
You might be a redneck if that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.

Redneck Joke 51
You might be a redneck if that white tailed deer is being paid 10 bucks an hour to stand on a ladder behind your wall and stick his head in.

Redneck Joke 52
You might be a redneck if the air freshener hanging in your car lost its scent more than 5 years ago.

Redneck Joke 53
You might be a redneck if the auto junkyard calls you to get spare parts.

Redneck Joke 54
You might be a redneck if the best 5 years of your life were in the second grade.

Redneck Joke 55
You might be a redneck if the biggest city you’ve ever been to is Wal-Mart.

Redneck Joke 56
You might be a redneck if the bouquet at your wedding was stolen from a cemetery.

Redneck Joke 57
You might be a redneck if the church social committee is afraid to meet at your house.

Redneck Joke 58
You might be a redneck if the emergency room nurse knows everyone in your family by name.

Redneck Joke 59
You might be a redneck if the fairground’s main attraction is to see who can throw cow pie the farthest!

Redneck Joke 60
You might be a redneck if the figures on your wedding cake wore overalls.

Redneck Joke 61
You might be a redneck if the first question your mother asks upon checking into the motel is, “Where’s the nearest liquor store?”

Redneck Joke 62
You might be a redneck if the first thing you do in the morning is check your critter trap, and you’re disappointed when it is empty.

Redneck Joke 63
You might be a redneck if the flood history of your area can be seen on your living room walls.

Redneck Joke 64
You might be a redneck if the fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne.

Redneck Joke 65
You might be a redneck if the front license plate of your car has the words “Foxy Lady” written in airbrush.

Redneck Joke 66
You might be a redneck if the game warden knows the serial numbers to your guns by heart.

Redneck Joke 67
You might be a redneck if the gazebo in your yard is bigger than your trailer.

Redneck Joke 68
You might be a redneck if the highlight of your day is finding the prize in a Cracker Jack box.

Redneck Joke 69
You might be a redneck if the hood of your truck is higher than the roof of your house.

Redneck Joke 70
You might be a redneck if the landscaping in your front yard is broken down cars.

Redneck Joke 71
You might be a redneck if the last time you saw your daddy outside, he was picking up trash, chained to three other guys.

Redneck Joke 72
You might be a redneck if the library in your city ran out of the book “The ABC’s of Belching”.

Redneck Joke 73
You might be a redneck if the Marlboro man is your idol.

Redneck Joke 74
You might be a redneck if the most common phrase you hear at your family reunion is “What the hell are you looking’ at Diphead?”

Redneck Joke 75
You might be a redneck if the most common phrase in your house is “someone go jiggle the handle.”

Redneck Joke 76
You might be a redneck if the nearest liquor store is brewing in your basement.

Redneck Joke 77
You might be a redneck if the newspaper (the business) is the community toilet paper.

Redneck Joke 78
You might be a redneck if the only songs you know on guitar are Lynard Skynard songs.

Redneck Joke 79
You might be a redneck if the other 13 trailers out back of yours belong to your children and their families.

Redneck Joke 80
You might be a redneck if the passengers enter your vehicle through the driver’s-side door.

Redneck Joke 81
You might be a redneck if the police are looking for you in a brown truck so you wiped off the mud a bit so they wouldn’t recognize you.

Redneck Joke 82
You might be a redneck if the receptionist is responsible for checking the rat traps at your place of business.

Redneck Joke 83
You might be a redneck if the Salvation Army comes to your house and takes the wrong furniture.

Redneck Joke 84
You might be a redneck if the seats in your car are also your living room furniture.

Redneck Joke 85
You might be a redneck if the strongest smell in your house is butane.

Redneck Joke 86
You might be a redneck if the tailgate on your truck is also your lawn furniture.

Redneck Joke 87
You might be a redneck if the town policeman stops by so much, you know his 5th grade GPA.

Redneck Joke 88
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day.

Redneck Joke 89
You might be a redneck if the velvet paintings in your house were bought from an art dealer on the side of the highway.

Redneck Joke 90
You might be a redneck if the words Nascar, tire, dog or shotgun appeared in your wedding vows.

Redneck Joke 91
You might be a redneck if there are antlers nailed to the outside of your house.

Redneck Joke 92
You might be a redneck if there are four pairs of pants and two squirrels hanging from your clothesline.

Redneck Joke 93
You might be a redneck if there are hubcap wind chimes anywhere on your block.

Redneck Joke 94
You might be a redneck if there are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets.

Redneck Joke 95
You might be a redneck if there are more than 5 animals sleeping in your bed.

Redneck Joke 96
You might be a redneck if there is a restraining order on your pets.

Redneck Joke 97
You might be a redneck if there is anyone named Cletus in your family.

Redneck Joke 98
You might be a redneck if there is bungee cord holding your bumper on to your car.

Redneck Joke 99
You might be a redneck if there is more carpet on your toilet than on your floors.

Redneck Joke 100
You might be a redneck if there is trophy in your house with the word “spitting” on it.