NEW Wines available at WalMart!!!!!

  • July 14, 2010 1:02 PM PDT
     Wal-mart's own brand of wine

    Wal-Mart announced that sometime in 2010 it will begin offering customers a new discount item...
    Wal-mart's own brand of wine.

    The world's largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California
    to produce the spirits at an affordable price in the $2 to $5 range.

    Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, 
    but 'There is a market for inexpensive wine,' said Kathy Micken, 
    professor of marketing at University of Arkansa , Bentonville. 
    'However, branding will be very important.'

    Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Walmart wine brands and varieties.
    The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

    10. Chateau Traileur Parc
    9. White Trashfindel
    8. Big Red Gulp
    7. World Championship Riesling
    6. NASCARbernet
    5. Chef Boyardeaux
    4. Peanut Noir
    3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
    2. Grape Expectations
    1. Nasti Spumante

     The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
    • 568 posts
    July 14, 2010 10:32 PM PDT
    that so un-PC...
    i love it!
    • 1066 posts
    July 14, 2010 11:11 PM PDT
    I think I'll git me some o that Big Red Gulp. Ye--Haw !!!!!
  • July 15, 2010 12:17 AM PDT
    Think I wanna try a Bottle or two of that Grape Expectations!
  • July 15, 2010 12:19 AM PDT
    9. White Trashfindel.....just like cold ford said...."There's No Trash In My Trailer"
  • July 15, 2010 8:29 AM PDT
    ezzyrider wrote...
    that so un-PC...
    i love it!


    We had to be PC????...............dammit.........................

  • July 17, 2010 10:29 AM PDT
    OOOOOOOOOOO! I want some of the Nasti Sumante sounds like fun!Yummy! LOL!