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Guts & Balls

  • Suzithetailor
    July 26, 2010 10:30 AM PDT
    Difference between Guts & Balls

    There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts ans Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

    In a effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

    Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask:" Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: "You are next, Chubby."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

    Medically speaking, there is No difference in the out come.

    Both result in death!

  • Deleted Member
    • 1066 posts
    July 26, 2010 10:33 AM PDT
    Very good Suzi, that's clear as can be now. Lol
  • DebraJo
    • Moderator
    • 1516 posts
    July 26, 2010 10:37 AM PDT
    so I guess he probably never hear the shot?
  • Suzithetailor
    July 26, 2010 10:38 AM PDT
    Nope. LOL! Just had to share that one.
  • TheBullDog
    • 352 posts
    July 26, 2010 10:52 AM PDT
    ok...no more confusion for me - clear as a bell!
  • volcanrider
    • 126 posts
    July 26, 2010 10:59 AM PDT
    It's all clear now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!