Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly…
    

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.


The three men had always done everything together.


Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,

Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad.  You better roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'


The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.

Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up…

Roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'


The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two a**holes.'

'What? He had two a**holes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:


'There's Bubba with them two a**holes.'

dedede

After the funeral, Cooter and Gomer go to a University of Georgia football game ... in memory of their friend Bubba.
Once they've gotten their nice, frothy beers, they head up into the stands to enjoy the game.
During the halftime, the cheerleaders march the team mascot, Uga the bulldog out onto the field. Just as they get to the fifty yard line, Uga sits down and proceeds to lick himself.
Up in the stands, Cooter tells Gomer "I sure wish I could do that."
At which Gomer exclaims "That dog would BITE you !"

jeez Taco - where the hell do you find these things you do?

i have tons of them bulldog....but saddly 3/4 of them i cant post on here...

That looks like a pair of bibs, with a burst panel, and the panel already blew off.

I'll bet Bubba thinks his outfit is sexy lookin too.