Did you hear about the new Reality Show?  Two sets of 5 people, each in  rainbow painted VW Micro Buses!  They have a sign on the top which reads, "We're Liberal, We're Gay, and We're here to take your guns!"  First team to drive across Texas without getting killed is the winner!!!  

Aww... Just 1 state make it ALL the lower 48 states!   lol good joke tho!

and if there's a tie - run 'em through the OK panhandle.