Catholic Dog

    • 2072 posts
    August 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT
    Catholic Dog

    Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead... Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'

    Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church.... But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'

    Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'

    Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?


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    • 1516 posts
    August 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT
    imagine that!!
  • August 17, 2010 11:10 PM PDT
    see....money talks????
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    • 19067 posts
    August 17, 2010 11:56 PM PDT
    HAhAHAHAHA 
    That sounds like a Hal Roach joke

    • 352 posts
    August 18, 2010 12:24 AM PDT
    Amen