August 17, 2010 2:16 PM PDT
Lemon Squeeze
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend and I made mad, passionate love seven times.'
The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'
The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
August 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT
would take more than 7 hehe
August 17, 2010 11:09 PM PDT
or cleanse the taste out of her mouth....LOL
