This couple go to an agricultural show one Sunday and are watching the auctioning of the bulls,

The guy auctioning the bulls announces the first bull, "A fine specimen this bull, produced 60 times last year"

The wife nudges her husband and says "See, that was 5 times a month!"

The second bull is sold " Another fine specimen, this wonder produced 120 last year"

Again the wife nudges her husband and says "See, that was 10 times a month, what do you say to that?!"

Her husband is now getting really annoyed with the comparisons

The Third bull is brought out " And this extraordinary specimen produced 365 times last year"

The wifes slaps her husband on the arm and yells "Thats once a day, every day of the year!! how about YOU..?!"

The husband is pretty irritated by now and yells back " Sure, once a day!....but ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!!!!"

eh eeh eeehh....
saw it coming, still good though! LOL

And that's how the fight started ..... LOL

Oh.... now that's a load of bull...   (heh heh)

He never heard the shot!