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Gone Fishing

  • HDBeech
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    September 24, 2010 3:08 AM PDT
     
    A man calls home to his wife and says,
     
    “Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3-day weekend? ....

    And also, would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? 

    We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.. 

    Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.."
     
     


    The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife,     she does exactly what her husband asks. 

    Following the long weekend, he comes home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. 

    He says, 'Yes! 
    Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike. '

    He says, "    But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" 


    The wife replies,
    “I did. They're in your tackle box”.      
  • DebraJo
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    September 24, 2010 3:44 AM PDT
    Gotta love a smart woman!!!
  • highrisk
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    September 24, 2010 3:45 AM PDT
    Great !!!!!!
  • HDBeech
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    September 24, 2010 3:59 AM PDT
    highrisk wrote...
    Great !!!!!!

    Jeff...you go fishing, but we KNOW you really fish!

  • DebraJo
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    September 24, 2010 4:01 AM PDT
    The proof is in the pictures
  • BlvdCruiser
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    September 24, 2010 5:17 AM PDT
    Sounds like a clear cut case of entrapment !!!!!
  • Deleted Member
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    September 24, 2010 5:53 AM PDT
    I'm down wit dat
  • RexTheRoadDog
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    September 24, 2010 8:58 AM PDT
    Ooooppppssss....