An elderly couple had been married for 50 years, and were having breakfast one morning when the woman says: "You know when we were first married we used to have breakfast every morning butt naked. Do you think we could try again?"

He thinks that's a good idea and they take off their clothes.

After a few minutes she says: "You know my breasts still get hot for you even after all these years."

He replies: " Honey, that's because you have one nipple in your oatmeal and the other in your coffee."