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All Girl Biker Bar

  • highrisk
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    • 1364 posts
    November 15, 2010 7:04 AM PST
    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. 
    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
     
    'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
     
    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
     
    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
     
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
     
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
     
    Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
     
    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

     


  • Deleted Member
    • 1066 posts
    November 15, 2010 1:38 PM PST
    Good one Highrisk, nice picture too!
  • Tweek
    • 9 posts
    November 16, 2010 7:04 PM PST
    Well....ok, then. Seriously, you just made up my mind for me, I WAS gonna color my hair blonde, to hide all the
    grey, but for now, I think I will stay how I am. Either that or I'm going red....




  • g
    November 16, 2010 11:02 PM PST
    my kind a bar ...........lol
  • wheels
    November 17, 2010 5:27 AM PST
    Why cant the bars I hang out at have lovelies like these! I need to get out more often damnit!