HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
 
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 Work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
 
Bubba,
Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.  Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning
and messed him up bad.  I don't think Killer took part, but it was
hard to tell from all the blood.  Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.  Be right back.
Cooter

Works for me!!!  

I have a 6 foot rubber red bellied black snake at the front gate...No more God bothers with their pamphlets on saturday morning here.............CHEERS BOOF

Boof, you could probably post that profile picture on your front get and get the same results !!!!

What sucks is that some lowlife would be breaking into the back door and trip over the boots as he was going out th front door with your stuff

What's that sayin...."Gun control is hitting your target". And as I have told momma, head for the bedroom closet (farthest from the bedroom door), grab the pump, and remember....Center of mass.

That would be enough for me right there boof

Y'all know I'm a loveable chap...CHEERS BOOF

I have a sign that says Doxie owner at my front door, that seems to have worked for me over the years.

that is funny as heck how did you come up with that one

It also depends on the law breakers being able to read - maybe write it in big printed script