THE VIBRATOR

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from
within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter 
with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you 
doing?'

The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years
old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
leave me alone.'

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz
coming from the other side of the closed bedroom
door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter 
said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this
thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a
husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

A couple days later, the wife came home from a
shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen
counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,
of all places, the living room. She entered that
area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,
downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. 

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing
like crazy.

The wife asked: 'What the f@!* are you doing?'

The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my
son-in-law.'

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Remindes Me Of The Time The Farmer Came Upon His Son Scewing A Cow In The Barn,, Quickly The Farmer Drives Into Town And Hires A

Prostitute Saying.. Go To My Farm And Have My Son Ball U, Here's $50.. U Get Another $50 When The Job's Done.. She Arrives At The Farm And

Just As The Father Stated She Sees A Young Man Standing On Top Of The Wheel Barrel, Pants Down And Pumping Away.. She Aproches And

Says.. Can I Help U??.. He Looks At Her And Says No.. She Removes Her Top Layer Of Clothing Leaveing On Only Bra And Panties.. Can I Assist U

Now W/ A Big Smile On Her Face.. He Glances And Responds, No Thanks And Continues Gyrateing.. By This Time She Is Hot And Determined, And

Peals The Remaining Garments.. Let Me Help U Please.. He See's The Sexy Dish Displaying Sweet Treats And Shouts.. Ok Ok.. U Can Wheel Me

To The Next Cow..

Thank U.. Thank U Very Much..
JohnGz S.. ..o0O..UpInSmoke..

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"..Amber Alert.."
 ..Cow Abducted..

you gotta laugh at the first one for sure !