| Bad Ass Grandma |
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So Grandma shows up at the clubhouse and pounds on the door. When the clubmember opens the door she says "I want to join the club." Trying to be nice to Grandma, he says "Well ya need a bike." Grandma points and replies, "You see that brand new Evo in the drive, she's mine." "OK" he says, "well most clubbers smoke and drink." Grandma smiles and says, "Not only do I drink a fifth of Jack per day, but I also smoke a pack of Camel straights." Not knowing what else to say the biker says, "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" to which Grandma replies...... "Nope, but I have been swung around by my nipples a few times." |