• Every left shoe you own has a black spot on it from the shift lever... 

• Your best shoes have steel toes...

• Your best friends are named after animals...

• You owned three different bikes before you ever owned a car...

• You think Easy Rider has held up pretty well after all these years... 

• When you refer to Captain America...you mean the bike and not the comic book hero...

• You know that Marlon Brando rode a Triumph in The Wild One and not a Harley- Davidson...

• You also know that it was Lee Marvin who rode the Harley in The Wild One… 

• You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher...

• Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbed wire...

• You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste...

• You're only sunburned on the back of your hands and neck...

• You carry around a crushed beer can in case you have to park your bike on hot asphalt...

• You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off...

• Your significant other (Longleg) has to climb over your bike to do the laundry in the basement...

• You don't know how to do laundry...but you have four different kinds of cleaners for your bike...

• You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet...

• You wave at bikers even when you're in your car...

• Your other vehicle is a truck equipped with a motorcycle ramp... 

• Your three piece suit consists of leather chaps...a leather vest...and a leather jacket...

• Your other suit is a rain suit...

• You wake up next to your Longleg and your first thought is if your bike will start...

• You know where Sturgis is...

• You take your kids for a ride on your bike before they can walk...

• You can't remember your kids' names or birthdays...but you can remember that Harley-Davidson made the Knucklehead, Panhead, Shovelhead, Evolution, and Twin Cam 88...

• You are currently wearing two or more articles of clothing that have a Harley- Davidson label on them...

• Folks at the Harley store know you by name...

• You have your own coffee cup at the Harley store...