January 6, 2011 10:46 AM PST
Screening records from the Department of Homeland Security:
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 13
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
January 6, 2011 3:20 PM PST
...and what does that tell us?!
January 7, 2011 3:07 AM PST
I think a lot of folks are saving money on health care................