Bike Mechanic

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    January 21, 2011 5:16 AM PST
    A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a  Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known Cardiac Surgeon in his shop.

    The Cardiac Surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?' The Cardiac Surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

    The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out,  repaired the damage, and then put them back in, and when I finished, it works just like new.

    So how come I make $40,000 a year and you make $1,500,000 when you and I are doing basically the same work?'

    The Cardiac Surgeon paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic...

    'Try doing it with the engine running'.
      
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    January 21, 2011 5:37 AM PST
    I bet Harleyman could do it......
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    January 21, 2011 6:28 AM PST
    Yup the old bloke could do it with the engine running and a bunch off annoying drunks telling him how to do it better..
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    January 22, 2011 3:15 AM PST
    He said, been there, done that!!!