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  • RevBigJohn
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    March 12, 2011 5:03 AM PST
    A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs . . . a green spot on the inside of each. 
    "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse." 

    The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back. 

    A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots. 

    The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy - - there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?" 
    The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"

    "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

  • JDub54
    March 12, 2011 5:52 AM PST
    Cracking up here.
  • Deleted Member
    March 12, 2011 6:43 AM PST
    That's great.
  • DebraJo
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    March 12, 2011 7:23 AM PST
    OMG... didn't even see it coming
  • BOOF
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    March 12, 2011 7:31 AM PST
    yes the are..wait a bloody minute whos this cheap bastard?
  • Seakers
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    March 12, 2011 9:30 AM PST
    LMFAO
  • RevBigJohn
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    March 12, 2011 9:30 PM PST
    I got to give credit to my wife for telling me this one. :-)
  • Carrie1957
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    March 18, 2011 9:31 AM PDT
    This is too funny... and crazy enough to be true!!! LMAO..
  • RandyJoe
    March 22, 2011 3:32 PM PDT
    Didn't see that commin g....LOL....