An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth.
He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said.  "How are you?  You know, you are
92 today.  Oh the times we've had!  Remember how we walked on the park in the
Summer every Sunday afternoon.  The times we waltzed on the dance floor?  Happy
Birthday toes!"

"Hello, knees.", he continued.  "How are you?  You know you're 92 today.  Oh,
The times we've had!  Remember when we marched in the parade?  Oh, the hurdles
We've jumped together.  Happy Birthday, knees."

Then, he looked down at his crotch.  "Hello Willie!  You little bugger.  Just
Think.  If you were alive today, you'd be 92.