March 30, 2011 11:10 AM PDT
Things that are hard to say when you are drunk;
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
Things that are Very difficult to say when you are drunk;
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalism
3. Passive-aggressive Disorder
4. Transubstantiation
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you are drunk;
1. No thanks; I'm married
2. No thanks; I've had enough to drink tonight.
3. Sorry, but you really aren't my type.
4. No thanks; I'm not hungry
5. I'm not interested in fighting you.
6. No thanks; I'm really not too coordinated and I don't want to make a fool of myself on the dance floor.
7. I really should be heading for home; I have to work in the morning.
8. I really don't think I should drive; could you call me a taxi please?
