April 7, 2011 3:06 AM PDT
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says to the social worker, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Sir your timing is excellent;
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
* You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes.
* All your clothing will be provided.
* Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
* You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
* You will have to satisfy all her sexual urges.
* You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
* Your starting salary will be $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're teasing me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
April 7, 2011 3:38 AM PDT
I'll take that job !!!!!!
April 7, 2011 4:16 AM PDT
Good one
April 7, 2011 4:16 AM PDT
Good one
April 7, 2011 4:49 AM PDT
Now that is on heck of an offer! LOL
April 7, 2011 7:01 AM PDT
Me! Me! (Jumping up and down with arm raised high) I'll take that job!
