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The Outdoorsman

  • highrisk
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    • 1364 posts
    August 19, 2011 12:32 PM PDT
    I told my friend ...
    “This morning I waded across a raging river, escaped from a bear in the woods, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and climbed up an enormous tree!” My friend said, “You must be some outdoorsman!”
     
    I replied, “Nope, Just a Crappy golfer.”

  • BlvdCruiser
    • 2072 posts
    August 19, 2011 7:22 PM PDT
    Hey...... I golf the same way !!!!!!
  • AzRider
    • 834 posts
    August 20, 2011 6:00 AM PDT
    I know that feeling. I wear a gun when I golf because of the scarey places I wind up in.
  • blurplebuzz
    • 3006 posts
    August 20, 2011 6:52 AM PDT
    roflmao sounds like my game of golf !!!
  • Seakers
    • 1161 posts
    August 20, 2011 2:19 PM PDT
    lol must be a great golfer compaired to me. LOL
  • hgsc90
    August 21, 2011 12:56 AM PDT
    My golf game starts very early...Before they open, I walk tee to green down the middle with no waiting. I do not touch the greens. Equipment is reasonable, temp is cool and have not had to replace any BALLS.. I can do 18 fairly quick and still see the wildlife out in the boundries.
  • Edgewalker54
    • 611 posts
    August 27, 2011 12:26 PM PDT
    ooohhhh, that's bad... Definitely not a par golfer!