George Phillips of in Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked, "Is some one in your house?"...he said no....Then they told him that no patrols were available, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.  

George said "Okay" hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them......." Then he hung up. Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you shot them!"

works everytime !!! LOL

Don't EVEN try to pull one over on us old farts !!!!!

Hey we didn't get this old and grey by being slow and stupid!

Atta boy George ~ buy dat Man a beer !! And sign him up for the "Old Guys Rule " club .

Can you imagine what mighta happened it the old guy really did have a gun?