A guy walks into a pub in Australia and orders a white wine.

Everybody sitting around the bar looks up... surprised.

The barman glares at him and says..

"You're not from around here... are ye?... Where ye from mate?".

The guy says... "I'm from Ireland ".

The bartender asks... "And What is it you do in Ireland?".

The guy responds... "I'm a taxidermist" .

The barman asks... "A taxidermist?..and just what the hell might that be?".

The guy says nervously.... "I stuff and mount animals".

The barman grins and shouts out to the whole pub....

"It's okay lads... he's one of us!".

LOL

Ya sure he was a bloody Aussie mate? Alot of your mob get us confused with Kiwi's aye? Cheers Boof

How many kiwis' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, sheep like it in the dark.

Stuffed and mounted....Mmmmm

Ride Free
Tweek

Sure he wasn't from West Virgina? (sorry, I couldn't help it.)

Where were all u when I was out to the ranch doing sheep chores? Sandy has a thing for strangers. The stranger, the better.

I call BS on that story!! No self respecting Irishman would drink white wine!