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• CelticGypsy replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  May 15, 2012

  Being Polically correct didn't get him too far...

  I was in a pub last night and saw two “girls of size” (as Political Correctness now requires us to say) by the bar. They both spoke with a very strong brogue accent, and making assumptions about their origins I said, "Hello, are you...  moreI was in a pub last night and saw two “girls of size” (as Political Correctness now requires us to say) by the bar. They both spoke with a very strong brogue accent, and making assumptions about their origins I said, "Hello, are you two girls from Scotland ??" One of them screamed, "It’s WALES you f***ing idiot !" So I immediately apologized and said........ “Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?”  I don't remember too much after that !  less
• CelticGypsy replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  April 29, 2012

  party

  A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family...  moreA woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."  less
• CelticGypsy replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  April 29, 2012

  razorbacks

  Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir." The President replies:...  moreLast Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir." The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Excellent trade, sir."  less
• CelticGypsy replied to a topic in the forum Lady Bikers:

  March 3, 2012

  Need Ecouragement

  Hey Ladies! This is my first forum post, but I need a little encouragement Last year I learned how to ride a motorcycle. I took the MSF course at Harley and did great. Mistakenly, I bought a 1200 Sporster right out of the gate. Of course, being a...  moreHey Ladies! This is my first forum post, but I need a little encouragement Last year I learned how to ride a motorcycle. I took the MSF course at Harley and did great. Mistakenly, I bought a 1200 Sporster right out of the gate. Of course, being a newby, I had issues like dropping the bike (4 times!!) and losing my nerve. A friend suggested I buy a smaller bike and practice on it before I try to handle the Harley. I did and got my practice in and then stepped up to the 'big girl'. At the end of the season, I was getting better and better. I was riding long distances with groups and going pretty well. I was still having issues though with stopping. I just couldn't get steady and was nervous everytime I got to a stop light. I'm not sure my problem is but I'm pretty sure it has to do with my history of dropping the bike. I'm just so afraid I'm going to keep doing it. Well to make a long story short, it's the new season and even though I'm very excited...    less
• CelticGypsy replied to a topic in the forum Lady Bikers:

  March 3, 2012

  Need Ecouragement

  Hey Ladies! This is my first forum post, but I need a little encouragement Last year I learned how to ride a motorcycle. I took the MSF course at Harley and did great. Mistakenly, I bought a 1200 Sporster right out of the gate. Of course, being a...  moreHey Ladies! This is my first forum post, but I need a little encouragement Last year I learned how to ride a motorcycle. I took the MSF course at Harley and did great. Mistakenly, I bought a 1200 Sporster right out of the gate. Of course, being a newby, I had issues like dropping the bike (4 times!!) and losing my nerve. A friend suggested I buy a smaller bike and practice on it before I try to handle the Harley. I did and got my practice in and then stepped up to the 'big girl'. At the end of the season, I was getting better and better. I was riding long distances with groups and going pretty well. I was still having issues though with stopping. I just couldn't get steady and was nervous everytime I got to a stop light. I'm not sure my problem is but I'm pretty sure it has to do with my history of dropping the bike. I'm just so afraid I'm going to keep doing it. Well to make a long story short, it's the new season and even though I'm very excited...    less