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• Thoughts

  by Cherokeebearclawlady December 11, 2011
  On our headstone its not the date were born thats important or the date we die its the dash in between that represents the years we lived. Make your dash count!

• When you drink

  by Cherokeebearclawlady December 11, 2011
  When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure, When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure, When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems, When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all you...
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• Drafting old guys so much truth to this

  by Cherokeebearclawlady December 11, 2011
  Drafting Guys Over 60 (This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier) I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ...

• Dear Santa letters lmao

  by Cherokeebearclawlady December 11, 2011
  Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben good boy all yeer.   YeR FReND,BiLLy Dear Billy,   Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist. How 'bout I send you a freaken book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older bro...

• Oil change women vs men

  by Cherokeebearclawlady December 9, 2011
      Oil Change instructions for Women:     1. Pull up to GM Dealership when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change. 2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 ...
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• A LETTER FROM THE BOSS

  by Cherokeebearclawlady December 7, 2011
   Dear employee: As the head of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we can...
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• Biker Wisdom

  by Cherokeebearclawlady December 7, 2011
  Midnight Bugs taste Best Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need. NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench Never try to race an old Geezer, he may have one more gear than you. Home is where your Harley sits still long enough to leave a f...
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• Ole Biker A must read

  by Cherokeebearclawlady December 7, 2011
  When it comes to bikes and barroom fights,Well I guess I've seen me a few.I've straddled the Hogs and run after the broads And swilled down an ocean of brew.It took me some years to dry behind the ears and learn to keep my mouth shut.To not lose my coo land not act like a fool Over some drunken, ...

• YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A BAD DAY!

  by Cherokeebearclawlady December 3, 2011
    YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A BAD DAY   A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged thro...
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• Biker Beware

  by Cherokeebearclawlady December 2, 2011
  BIKER BEWARE I saw you; hug your purse.. close..r to you in the grocery store.. line... But you didn't see me put an extra.. $10.00 in the collection.. plate.. last Sunday I saw you change your mind about.. going.. into the resturanant.. when you saw my bike parked out front... But you didn't see ...
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• Why Carry a Gun?

  by Cherokeebearclawlady December 2, 2011
  Why Carry a Gun?     My old grandpa said to me 'Son, there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin.'     I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun ...