March 12, 2012 1:42 AM PDT
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years, with a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women from the local college skinny-dipping in his pond.
He said "hi" so as not to scare them and make them aware of his presence, and they all swam over to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out of this pond until after you leave."
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.... '
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think pretty fast.
March 12, 2012 2:51 AM PDT
Thanks, I need a morning chuckle and that did it.
March 12, 2012 2:53 AM PDT
Cute one!
March 12, 2012 5:34 AM PDT
just another dirty ole man on the loose ; ) LOL
March 13, 2012 10:27 AM PDT
Old age and trickery win every time...
March 13, 2012 10:51 AM PDT
Better than saying he was feeding the snake lol (o:
March 13, 2012 11:02 AM PDT
Lol
