An old biker had long been been shipwrecked on a deserted island and had just about given up hope of being rescued when he spied a beautiful young woman drifting to shore on a large crate.He jumped into the water and helped her ashore.She asked him how long he'd been there.He just stared at her  and finally he answered "Well i guess it's been about five years now." She smiled sweetly and said "I'll bet I can give you what you've been missing." Grinning excitedly from ear to ear he said "You mean you've got a harley in that crate?"

Oh Yeah....That would work...lol...

I don't know what's worst not having the gas to ride it or running out with no more available. Then it just becomes a bikers hell. Bike, women and you can't ride.

"If It Has 2 Wheels Or 2 T*ts Its Bound To Give You Problems"  (author unknown)

I aint surprised the author wished to remain unknown...lol...could you imagine actually saying that to someone...?