September 16, 2010 1:54 PM PDT
I used to love her, now i have to kill her. GnRoses
September 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT
well the title isn't all that funny, but the verse that was added is pretty good when it comes to country songs: WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN
It has all the necessities of any good country song!!!
October 16, 2010 12:49 AM PDT
How can I miss you, if you won't go away?......... Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks
Don't go away mad just go away ( Just go away) - Motley Crue
(Your Love Is Like) Nuclear Waste........ Tuff Darts
July 17, 2011 7:18 PM PDT
She Was Waiting For Her Mother At The Station In Torino And You Know I Love You Baby, But It's Getting Too Heavy To Laugh....... Shawn Phillips
July 18, 2011 6:15 AM PDT
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Have no idea who.
July 18, 2011 6:18 AM PDT
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
Roger Miller
July 18, 2011 10:34 AM PDT
'Drop kick me Jesus' 'twas Bobby Bare sjsak1
July 19, 2011 3:53 AM PDT
Tonight Long Stick Goes Boom - Krokus
July 21, 2011 9:29 AM PDT
White Punks On dope.... The Tubes
August 8, 2011 10:49 AM PDT
You're pretty when I'm drunk - Bloodhound Gang
August 10, 2011 9:42 AM PDT
The Genie in the bottom of the Jim Beam bottle made me do what I didnt wanna do-Adam Harvey
August 10, 2011 9:45 AM PDT
The Piano Has Been Drinking - Toms Waits
August 10, 2011 10:40 AM PDT
Do you f#ck on first dates-- Kevin bloody Wilson
August 10, 2011 11:16 AM PDT
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny - The Bloodhound Gang
August 10, 2011 12:34 PM PDT
Santa Claus you c*#t wheres my f#ckin bike- Kevin bloody Wilson
August 29, 2011 5:47 AM PDT
The Ocean is the Ultimate Solution....Frank Zappa
September 14, 2011 1:12 PM PDT
i aint drinkin any more, but i aint drinkin any less-kevin fowler
September 15, 2011 9:04 AM PDT
There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night..Rolf Harris
September 15, 2011 10:52 AM PDT
The Floppy Boot Stomp---Captain Beefheart
