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Best Bumper Sticker you ever saw...

  • chocmintz
    • 580 posts
    May 7, 2012 10:29 AM PDT
    Just a few of mine lol

    Don't laugh - your daughter might be in the back

    Don't drink and park - accidents cause people!

    He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit

    (o:

    Don't follow me I'm lost

  • GOTYA
    May 7, 2012 10:44 AM PDT
    HANG-UP AND DRIVE
  • 99Savage
    • 2 posts
    May 7, 2012 10:56 AM PDT
    BIGHYDRO wrote...
    "God hates fags, but thinks lesbians are the shit!"

    Best of 

  • jmd1967
    • 79 posts
    May 7, 2012 11:46 AM PDT
    humpty dumpty was pushed
  • BikerLarry
    May 8, 2012 12:42 AM PDT
    my favorite is : Jesus loves you....Everyone else thinks your an A$$hole.
  • Tweek
    • 9 posts
    May 8, 2012 12:58 AM PDT
    Rexbo47 wrote...
    OK, Tweek.

    You'll appreciate this one.

    "WE DO NOT! Signed, the Mean People."

    Dang, REX...that's FUNNY!  And I'm sittin' here laughin' my azz off, readin' the rest of these...YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!
    Keep 'em comin'.

    RIde Free
    Tweek

  • Tweek
    • 9 posts
    May 8, 2012 1:06 AM PDT

    You knew this was inevitable, right?




    ;)
    Ride Me...I mean Free
    Tweek

  • RexTheRoadDog
    • Moderator
    • 19067 posts
    May 8, 2012 1:11 AM PDT
    "I like Bite Size Mounds"
  • ScottSacCa
    • 7 posts
    May 8, 2012 3:23 AM PDT
    RNP8000 wrote...Not a bumper stick, but.......
     
    Ha! That should be required reading for anyone seeking a drivers license. LOVE it!!


  • ScottSacCa
    • 7 posts
    May 8, 2012 3:26 AM PDT
    Deleted: I'm a dope... this was a duplicate
  • Pat
    May 8, 2012 8:19 AM PDT
    Welcome to America NOW SPEAK ENGLISH
  • Rexbo47
    May 8, 2012 3:49 PM PDT
    PaulaL12562 wrote...
    Rexbo47 wrote...
    OK, Tweek.

    You'll appreciate this one.

    "WE DO NOT! Signed, the Mean People."


    OK Rexbo!!  You are CRACKIN me up!!  I knew the one about instant A**hole (am one!!) There was a guy who use to share that his friends never had more than one drink with him....after the 1st drink... some A**hole would show up!!!  

    I also like the one about the turd!!!  Thats funny stuff!! I'm gonna be usin that one on my kids!! 
    ~P



    Glad ya got a chuckle out of 'em.
     

  • LCStrat
    May 8, 2012 4:24 PM PDT
    On the back of a Winnebago: I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you

    Honk if your Horny
  • Tweek
    • 9 posts
    May 9, 2012 8:15 AM PDT

    I still miss my ex...but my aim is improving!   or

    Everytime I see you...I throw up a little in my mouth.  or 

    Some days it's just not worth gnawing thru the straps...

         


    Really wish I could C&P these, cause they sorta lose something in the translation this way...Oh well. 

    Ride Free 
    Tweek


  • MoonlightRide
    May 9, 2012 10:46 AM PDT
    "Believe in life after death?... Mess with my bike and you'll find out!
  • MoonlightRide
    May 9, 2012 10:51 AM PDT
    D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
    Does It Look Like I Give A ****!
  • Deleted Member
    • 1780 posts
    May 9, 2012 1:38 PM PDT
    Back window of my truck:
    What I left in my truck isn't worth your life....Protected By Vietnam Vet

    Gun Control isn't about Guns.....It's about Control!!!
  • geezertx
    May 9, 2012 1:51 PM PDT
    Jesus loves you;everyone else thinks you're an a**hole.                                                                                                                                                                  I got kicked out of cub scouts for eating a brownie.                                                                                                                                                                       on my truck Look twice save a life
  • Deleted Member
    May 9, 2012 2:01 PM PDT
    Real Women Ride Harleys.....
  • Deleted Member
    May 10, 2012 5:15 AM PDT
    Go Ahead & rear-end me, my ex is in the trunk!! LOL
  • Lucky
    • 5420 posts
    August 11, 2012 5:57 AM PDT
    I think I am going to have these made...


  • GoFur
    • 844 posts
    August 11, 2012 5:14 PM PDT
    I'd put em on my truck!
  • Lucky
    • 5420 posts
    January 20, 2013 4:53 AM PST

  • RevBigJohn
    • Moderator
    • 16870 posts
    January 20, 2013 6:45 AM PST
    A new one I saw

    Watching Democrats and Republicans fighting over the national debt
    is like watching two drunks fight over a bar bill on the Titanic
  • luckychucky
    January 20, 2013 9:04 AM PST
    America You're Still Beautiful, on the back of my motorhome/converted school bus