She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T'-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained.....
 
"The egg timer's broken."

best i heard all year J-man..... effin love it !!

Heading home now to break that egg timer myself. 8^)

In us guy's minds, "We're just 10lbs from major studhood." Ask our wives and we're probably egg timers...lol

Good one LOLhave egg timer will travel !!!

Oops...we burned the biscuits.....